Andy Cohen’s Radio Co-Host John Hill Drops the Naughtiest Holiday Wishes Ever on WWHL – And They’re Absolutely Unhinged!
If you thought Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live couldn’t get any wilder during the holiday season, think again. On Monday night’s episode (Dec. 15), the Bravo king invited his longtime Radio Andy co-host John Hill into the Clubhouse for their annual tradition: John’s top five NSFW holiday wishes for Andy. And boy, did John deliver the filthiest, funniest list yet.
“What could go wrong?” Andy asked nervously before the countdown began. Spoiler: everything went gloriously wrong (in the best way).
Here’s the raunchy rundown that left Andy blushing, laughing, and low-key endorsing:
- “For a jolly giant fat old man to get stuck up his dirty chimney.” (Classic Santa innuendo — we see you, John.)
- “Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gelt.” Andy immediately questioned if it was “appropriate” to mix Hanukkah symbols with… that. John’s deadpan response? “I don’t know what kind of Hanukkah you’re having.”
- “For visions of sugar plums to dance in his head as he gets Eiffel Towered by the cast of Heated Rivalry.” This one got Andy’s full-throated approval. The HBO Max hockey-rivals-turned-lovers series clearly lives rent-free in his head. “That I can stand behind. Yes, absolutely,” he said with zero hesitation.
- “Visited by the ghosts of Housewives past, present, and presently suing him.” A not-so-subtle jab at Leah McSweeney’s ongoing lawsuit against Bravo and Andy. The shade was delicious.
- “To airdrop his most festive hole pic to all of Times Square right as the ball drops.” The grand finale. John went there — and Andy could only laugh while wondering if there’s enough tequila on Earth to make it happen. (Anderson Cooper’s New Year’s Eve side-eye is already loading…)
This chaotic segment has become a beloved yearly tradition, always escalating into pure debauchery. Remember earlier this year when John suggested Andy should “get tits,” “learn how to read,” and — the ultimate bomb — “release our sex tape from 2003”? Iconic.
Fans are losing it on social media, calling it the “horniest holiday countdown ever” and begging for John to get his own Bravo spinoff. One thing’s for sure: no one does unfiltered gay holiday cheer quite like these two.
Happy holidays from the Bravo Clubhouse — may your season be as spicy as John Hill’s wish list.
